Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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