just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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