so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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