That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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