Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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