Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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