Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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