We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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