Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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