he puts the penis in happiness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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