Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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