East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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