The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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