No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Oh Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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