Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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