To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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