can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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