I just saw a hot homeless man
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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