He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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