I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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