yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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