my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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