This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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