sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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