I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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