It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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