Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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