That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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