shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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