You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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