arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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