I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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