Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Blood and glitter go together right?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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