You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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