i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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