She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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