I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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