dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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