Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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