we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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