I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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