I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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