You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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