Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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