Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
His nipple licking is glorious
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