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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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