The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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