I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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