God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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