I have demons in me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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