Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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